Pets & Politics

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More Voices in the Political Pet Park πŸΆπŸ—³οΈ

Check out these active critics, podcasters, and sites calling out power grabs (while your pup naps through the drama).

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Dog bandana with 'No Tariffs On Treats' political satire print

No Tariffs On Treats Dog Bandana

"Because your pup deserves free treats, not trade wars. Perfect protest accessory or white-elephant gift. $8.99 – 5.0 stars!"

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Plush squeaky Trump parody dog toy with orange hair and suit

Trump Squeaky Plush Dog Toy

"Let your doggo chew on the drama – interactive squeaker for endless fetch and political playtime. Hilarious gift for pet owners who vote with their treats."

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Politics Free Zone Sign

Politics Free Zone Sign

"Hang this where your dog park debates get too heated. 10x14 aluminum – no politics allowed (except maybe treat tariffs)."

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People Don't Care About Politics T-Shirt

People Don't Care About Politics T-Shirt

"For when your dog is more interesting than the news. Wear it to avoid those awkward family debates – or let your pup wear the matching bandana."

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Antisocial Heather Shirt

Antisocial Heather Shirt

"Introverted pet parents unite – skip the politics talk, focus on fetch. Heather style for that 'I'd rather pet my dog' energy."

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How Fascism Works book cover

How Fascism Works: The Politics of Us and Them

"Read this while your cat plots world domination. A deep dive into the pillars of fascist politics – because knowledge is power (and treats are better)."

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What You Should Know About Politics book cover

What You Should Know About Politics... But Don't

"Nonpartisan guide to the issues – perfect for when your dog gives better advice than cable news. Fourth edition updated for maximum confusion."

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The Dictator movie poster

The Dictator - Rated

"Jaw-dropping comedy about a dictator in America. Watch with your pet – they'll probably understand power grabs better than most humans."

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Infographic Guide to American Government book cover

The Infographic Guide to American Government

"Visual breakdown of everything you need to know – because words are hard, but charts are easier (and your dog approves of visuals)."

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